30 May 2012

And so it begins...

So I've finally done it. I've put together a blog. Don't let the name confuse you. This is not some hipster, emo, goth whine about the meaning of existence while I cut myself listening to Bright Eyes sitting in a cafe where people cut onions in front of me in order to make me cry so I can express my feelings to the girl sitting next to me and she'll think I'm sensitive and want to date me but I'm too much of a wuss to actually ask her out...type blog.

This is a warning.

They are coming.

...we'll see how long this lasts...though I actually would like to keep something going. I just figured I'd start somewhere to see how well I keep up with it.

I'll tell you what the hardest part was though: coming up with a damn tittle/URL. Seriously! I had a lot of good ideas and all of them were taken. And the worst part was that 93.18% of the time it was some week ass lameo who made a couple of posts back in 2002 along the lines of "Oh, this is my new blog. How does this work?" They make me vomit nails. The other 6.37% of the time were actual blogs that had spanned a decent number of posts so I was okay with that. They beat me to it and actually made use of it. And that last 0.45% were a couple of names that Google wouldn't let me use in the first place.

Now obviously if I had moved to a different service there's a chance that I could have had some of those names. And if this pans out into anything that actually becomes something that may happen. However, I do not expect anyone to read this. And I don't care. It's not for you. It's not even for me. Those who it is for will know it is for them and will act accordingly.



How well do you sleep at night?
This is a test post. I will turn this post into a real post after I get some of the layout shit together.


Bear Suit Lain is not amused.